Dear Larry the Lion,
I must say that you are such a majestic, loyal and wise being and so dedicated to Sherman College that I knew you would be the right “person” to ask about my, uhm, predicament. So here goes.
I also realize you’re probably really, really busy at Lyceum right about now and have had a busy night at the celebration but I have an urgent question that I hope you can help me with. And, I’m sure I’m not the only one with this problem. Well, at least I hope this is the case and perhaps you can belay my concerns.
Ok, it’s like this…I awoke this morning to get ready to go to Lyceum and the first thing I did was check the speaker schedule. I found to my dismay that at 8 a.m. there were THREE speakers I wanted to hear and they were all at the same time: Dr. Ron Castellucci, Mr. Keith Wassung, and Dr. Skip George. And that kinda put me into a bit of confusion.
I looked further at the schedule and knew that I would be volunteering for the next block of time so that wasn’t too bad because I knew that “Serving the Cause” was important… but then I found another batch of speakers that I wanted to see. Now it’s not that I can’t choose between them….it’s that I want to hear all of them! I’m now afraid to look at the rest of the schedule because I know…there will be many more I don’t want to miss.
I feel frozen in my seat right now because I know that it’s not possible for me to see each one. It does help to talk this out with you. But, I’m not sure what to do… am I a Chiropractic Junkie and if so uhm, is it OK??? Please respond soon.
one of your greatest fans!